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[Kevin has an inert body draped over his shoulder in an awkward approximation of a fireman's carry.]

John Crichton's in a coma. I'm taking him down to the infirmary. Scorpius, don't bother trying to fuck with him.

[What? He knows the guy wants to cause trouble for Crichton. And this would make it easier for him.]

Current Location: The Barge

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From:

keeps_a_cool_head

You misunderstand me, Kevin. I would never attempt to take advantage of John while he was in a vegetative state.

Do you need any help? He is rather heavy.

From:

surfaceshine

[Have the friendliest of smiles, Scorpius.]

I got it, Chief.

Kevin, I'll be up in a minute.

From:

keeps_a_cool_head

Of course, Dean. Thank you.

From:

fire_punk

Thanks, Dean. [It's not that John's heavy. He's just awkward to carry.]

From:

fire_punk

Yeah, just like you'd never lie. [He doesn't trust you. He's not that stupid.]

I'm fine.

From:

keeps_a_cool_head

I am not by nature a habitual liar, but I fail to see your point.

As you were, then.

From:

fire_punk

I mean, you say you don't lie. You say you're not causing trouble when you are. So how am I supposed to believe you when you say you won't fuck with John when he's in a coma?

From:

keeps_a_cool_head

Likely because I need his brain when it is fully functional and conscious.

From:

fire_punk

Doesn't mean you won't find other ways to try to mess with him. [Sorry, but you haven't earned his trust yet.]

From:

keeps_a_cool_head

I suppose I can't fault you for being cautious.

Very well, Kevin. Please take John to the infirmary. I will remain in my cabin for the duration of your errand.

From:

fire_punk

Good. [He relents slightly. He doesn't necessarily believe Scorpius will really be in his cabin but he can deal with it if he tries to make trouble on the way to the infirmary.]

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keeps_a_cool_head - Date: 2014-02-04 04:36 am (UTC) - Expand

From:

ichoosefight

Do you need help?

I'm sure Bruce won't let fetish face anywhere near him.

From:

fire_punk

Maybe. Is there a better way to carry him?

I know he won't. Doesn't mean he won't try anyway.

From:

ichoosefight

I can get a gurney from the infirmary, and we can take him up the elevator. And if I'm with you Scorpius will know that he can't get close without getting his ass kicked.

From:

fire_punk

That sounds great.

His ass kicked and his leather suit toasted and then turned into soggy cereal.

From:

ichoosefight

See, this is why I like you so much. You get me. [ And her intense desire to do violence to people like Scorpius. ]

From:

fire_punk

[Oh, he gets it. It's how he felt about Yvette. He still thinks they deserve it. It's just... He never wants to kill again.]

Hey, do you think it'd taste like Cinnamon Toast Crunch?